Paris Will Crawl In Your Ear And Poison Your Brain
Article by Hope Alexander | Views: 1152
Paris Hilton is set on world domination via the media, and nothing short of an unexpected pregnancy is going to stop her. Go magic Madden sperm, go!
Her latest, perhaps most nefarious scheme is to gather the most annoying crackheads in Hollywood and have them whine into a camera for two hours about how hard it is having loads and loads of money and being able to do whatever you want. The pitched line up includes Hollywood starlets such as Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, the Olsen twins, and elven mom extraordinaire, Nicole Richie.
Fortunately owing to the fact that none of these people can string a sentence together without the aid of a script, this project will probably never see the light of day, unlike Paris Hilton´s breasts which are threatening to slip at any moment. Pictures are from Russian GQ – in Russia, nipple slips you!
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Category: gossip | Online: June 05 2008
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