Category: gossip | Online: June 09 2008
Views: 1827 They say that we are in a global recession, but personally, I donīt believe it, mostly because there is still enough cash floating around the place for people to spend $1200.. buying one of Kate Mossī ratty hair extensions that fell out when she got really wasted one night and was chased about Berlin by rabid German paparazzi until she finally fled into her apartment, leaving behind not a fur slipper, but an overpriced selection of human hair.
The lucky photographer that hounded her to her den put the hair on EBay, where some lunatic no doubt purchased it to add to his Kate Moss shrine of ultimate doom, which is no doubt located in an undersea volcano.
Itīs obviously only a matter of time before his robot minions are released and we all become slaves of this lonely man who wants nothing more than to be close to Kate Moss.
