Ever wondered what it would be like to have sex with a midget? Well Mini-Me's ex girlfriend has spoken out about her sexual misadventures with Verne Troyer aka 'Mini Me', and let's just say, near accidental drowning, a penis to small for conventional condoms, and being relieved it was over all come into play.
News of the World wins the award for most awesome interview ever! Check out some of Ranae Shrider's (the lucky lady in question) revelations here:
The Knee Tickler:
"So I'd lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees! It wasn't quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn't wear a condom. There was no point, they're all too big. On the whole though, he wasn't short of sexy skills and tried his hardest to make up in technique what he lacked in size
Death By Sex:
"I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub," she said. "Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him."
(Pictures are of Bridget the Midget slipping a nipple in an incident only loosely tied to this story by merit of the fact that both Bridget and Verne are sex crazed little people.) Gallery viewed 17013 times.
