I don't know if Madonna's next tour is going to be so much a concert as a musical erotic horror. Picture this: A woman in her 50's desperately trying to reclaim the sexual power of her youth teaming up with a mentally ill mother of two being stripped on stage by male dancers wearing only thongs.
As a source revealed to The Sun: "It's absolutely classic Madonna. Probably the raunchiest stuff she has ever done. It leaves nothing to the imagination and will be very controversial. Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots. They then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together. There will be big rows over whether it is sexy, shocking or both."
My vote will be for vomit inducing. Pics of the zombie Madonna will no doubt once again mouth rape follow... Gallery viewed 8037 times.
Why doesnīt Madonna cut out all of this artistic pretense and just do a live "Donkey Show." She could come out on stage naked and have sex with a number of barnyard animals to the wild applause of her fans.
Hard on said:
June 14 2008 at 13:53
If this was the year 2000-1 (for Britney) or 1980īs -90īs (for Madonna) I would say, "hell ya", but its NOT! Madonna is actually old enough to be a grandmother now! An Brit is crazy as batshit, which can be a turn on, but not when you have a baby beer gut and two kids. Madonna had a great run as a sex symbol, but letīs give someone younger a shot at the crown now.
ItCouldBeAnyone said:
June 14 2008 at 20:03
Britney is insane and Madonna is going through some kind of mid-life crisis.
