Madonna's bitter brother has decided to cash in on his sister by writing an inevitable tell all book that is interesting only because if true, then Tom Cruise just lost his status as weirdest Hollywood celebrity.
According to her brother, 'Madonna hangs an 8-by-12-foot photo of herself in S&M gear and lying on a bed with dead animals in her home - in full view of the kids,' something which he describes as "the creepiest thing I've ever seen.
The book also reveals that, like many Hollywood celebrities before her, Madonna has a somewhat weird Marilyn Monroe fixation, even going to the extent of sleeping with JFK's son to recreate the liaison Marilyn had with JFK senior.
At this rate if Madonna never actually died but just got older and older and turned into a bat I wouldn't be at all surprised.
For her entire career, Madonna has been little more than an 50īs style "bump and grind" stripper with a bit of original music thrown in. How millions of people could possibly take her "artistic creativity" seriously and make her rich and famous is a question so profound that it ranks just under "The meaning of life."
