La Lohan Stalks Her Prey
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Michael Phelps is allegedly learning that it doesn´t pay to stand out too much. Now that the Olympics are over and he has returned home to bathe in the adoration of his fellow countrymen, it seems there is a new threat on the horizon – Lindsay Lohan. His mother tried to head Lindsay off at the pass, but it was useless, and as sources of the UK Mirror report:
"At first [Phelps] thought it was a joke when she got in touch. But she´s since been phoning and texting constantly. It´s become a running joke in his camp. Lindsay has been trying to meet up with him. They´re both going to the MTV Video Music Awards next month so they´ll be sure to see each other properly then."
Phelps has no chance. I know for a fact that the MTV Video Music awards are held on dry land, and on dry land, nobody in the world stalks a penis with the speed and accuracy of Lindsay Lohan. At this point, Phelp´s only hope is that Samantha ´The Cockblocker´ Ronson will be there to ward off all penises with her glare of doom.
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Category: gossip | Online: September 01 2008
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