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Princess Eugenie Has Moved Into Prince Hot Ginge And Meghan Markle’s Frogmore Cottage

There were rumors that Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle were going to make their grand return to Britain to celebrate Christmas with the Royal Family (and that Meghan needed to be in the UK for her trial against The Mail on Sunday, which has been pushed to next Fall), but that’s not going to happen now. And well, if PHG and Meghan ever want to pop over to his homeland for a visit in the near future, they’ll have to sleep on an inflatable mattress in THE QUEEN’s Throne Room or get a room at the Holiday Inn, because The Sun says that they have given the keys to their 10-bedroom England pied-à-terre, Frogmore Cottage, to his cousin Princess Eugenie and her husband Jack Brooksbank. Apparently, they wanted to keep this on the shush so PHG and Meghan had their belongings moved out of Frogwhore (cue up ultra-dramatic music provided by Hans Zimmer) IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT. During that oh-so-dramatic nighttime move, I’m sure the deers and other woodland creatures around there were covering their pillows over their ears like, “The drama of it all! We don’t give a shit!

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Written by Michael K

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